Danger, Danger Will Robinson!
GI issues and other Red flags
Sometimes I think there should be eligibility testing required just to get on these apps.
Case in point: I matched with a guy whose profile was dripping with, “I love women, I adore them, I honor them.”
That should have been the first red flag. But I like to live dangerously, so I swiped right.
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